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Name: GG, NCS
Country: Hong Kong
Gender: Female
Interests: making jokes, telling jokes, loling...etc etc (that goes for NCS)
Expertise: same as interest...?
Occupation: Poet/writer/the artsy one
Industry: Art/Writing
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
Member Since:
5/15/2004
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| Facebook spam!
he virgin joke
Body: virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come
over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
* * * * * * * * *
If you DON'T re-post this in 6 minutes you will
have bad sex for life!!!
while i'm at it.
Because u opened this, u will get kissed on friday by
the person u luv!! & 2morrow will be da best day of ur life, so
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!!!! IF U BREAK IT, U WILL HAVE
RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!!!!!!
REPOST AS: the virgin joke
SEND to every 1 u know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
girl: i love you
-Boy:
yeah i know everyone does!
-Girl:
really?
-Boy:
yeah... everyone of my friends that
are girls tell me that everyday
-Girl:
oh... but am i only your friend?
-Boy:
no... youre my girlfriend... why?
-Girl:
so when i say i love you i really do
mean it
-Boy:
yeah i know you do mean it... its just
that you dont need to tell me that you
love me anymore cuz i know you love me
since the day we been together and i
love you more each and everyday.
-Girl:
......
-Boy:
so wanna go somewhere tonight for our
7th anni?
-Girl:
yeah... where?
-Boy:
i dont know... maybe movie then dinner?
-Girl:
ok
-Boy:
ill pick you up after i get off and
get ready ok?
-Girl:
ok. what time do you get off?
-Boy:
in 2 hours and then i gotta go home
and yeah get ready which takes about
15-20 mintues...
-Girl:
aye... i thought you didnt have work
today...
-Boy:
one of my co-workers called in sick
-Girl:
oh okay! so ill see you around 7:30
then?
-Boy:
yeah! and babe?
-Girl:
yeah?
-Boy:
i love you
-Girl:
i love you too!
-Boy:
ok my manager is like looking at me so
yeah.... i gotta go.
-Girl:
ok bye
-Boy:
bye
****************************
2 hours later...
the guy drives to his girlfriends
house and walks up to the door and
rings bell
-Girl:
hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
-Boy:
wassup... you ready?
-Girl:
um... wait... let me get my bag and we
can go ok?
-Boy:
ok
they both watched a movie and ate
dinner.... once they were done eating
they head back to the car but before
she got into the car...
-Boy:
wait! can i blind fold you?
-Girl:
why??!
-Boy:
its a suprise
-Girl:
what kind of suprise?
-Boy:
a big one
-Girl:
okay but only if you promise me that
you will hold my hand while we're
driving.
-Boy:
i promise.
-Girl:
ok blind fold me...
so they drove off........... and then
they stoped.
-Boy:
ok we're here!
-Girl:
where?
-Boy:
wait let me walk you to the place!
-Girl:
what place?
-Boy:
somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on
the lips)
-Girl:
babe!...
the boy walks her to the place
-Boy:
ok.... let me take the blind fold off
-Girl:
where are we?
he takes it off her and she opens her
eyes and sees the view of the city and
at that same spot... thats where he
first asked her to be his
Girlfriend....
-Girl:
omg.... (tears come down)
-Boy:
why are you crying?
-Girl:
this is where you first asked me out...
-Boy:
what are you doing the rest of your
life? (he asked on his knees and after
he says that...behind him... in the
air it says "will you marry me?" in
firworks)
-Girl:
(tears come down faster)
-Boy:
i wasnt at work when you called me...
i was planning this whole thing!
-Girl:
get up!
-Boy:
yeah?
-Girl:
(kisses him)
-Boy:
is that a yes or a no?
-Girl:
yes
If you don't repost this you will have
the loneliest life!
BUT!
If you do repost this you will have a
relationship that will last forever!
you have 3 min. to repost this
IF YOUR A GIRL REPOST AS THE SWEETEST
BOY EVER
AND IF YOUR A GUY REPOST THIS AS I
WOULD DO THIS FOR MY GURL
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| What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9! +14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. | | |
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I used to do these back in highschool.. but since i'm bored
here it is. haha
001. real name → Frankly, I can't tell you that, because I have trackers and hackers hunting for my poems/copyrights
002. nickname → GG, Gothchyld
003. single or taken → I have a complicated relationship
004. zodiac sign → virgo
005. male or female → female
006. elementary → creative primary school
007. middle → West Island School
008. high → West Island School
009. eye color → dark brown? black?
010. hair color → have dyed from reddish brown, brown-blonde highlights and light brown
012. shoe size → 7
013. asthma? → no
014. are you health freak → somewhere in that line.
015. height → 5'3" - 5'4"
016. do you have a crush on someone → I have a complicated relationship.
017. do you like yourself → yes and no
018. piercings → no
019. tattoos → no. I would like one though
020. righty or lefty → lefty
FIRSTS:
022. first surgery → not yet
023. first piercing → no
024. first best friend → DD/Fiona/Laura
025. first movie→ :| i dunno. :S
026. First sport you joined → gym (yes i know)/swimming
027. first pet → turtle
028. first vacation → Philippines
029. first concert → does football/soccer matches and practices count?
030. first crush → in gr.1, I forgot his name
CURRENTLY :
049. eating → chocolate
050. drinking → water
052. i'm about to → putting finishing touches on my essay
053. listening to → Yuna Ito - Losing
055. waiting for → NCRC submissions reply
057. wearing → tank top and sweat pants
YOUR FUTURE :
058. want kids? → in the future yes. in the future.
059. want to get married?→ living together is much better
060. careers in mind? → In an English perspective: Editor, technical/professional writer, public relations, administrator
Urban Studies perspective: Urban Planning, or working for one of the Government's Ministry
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? :
068. lips or eyes? → lips
069. hugs or kisses → can't this be both.
070. shorter or taller → taller
072. romantic or spontaneous? → spontaneous maybe?
073. stomach or arms → arms
074. sensitive or loud → sensitive
075. hook-up or relationship → I would prefer relationships, but my British accent and Vancouverite spirit seems to attract hook-up wannables whenever I go to a salsa bar
HAVE YOU EVER :
078. kissed a stranger → define a stranger? a random person passing by your
house? then no.
080. lost glasses/contacts → contacts definitely.
081. ran away from home → tried, because I was having a fiery temper
082. broken any bones → yup, on the left leg
084. broken someone's heart → yes
085. been arrested → nope..
086. turned someone down → yeah
087. cried when someone died → yeah
088. liked a friend→ yeah.. we adopt each other as siblings
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. yourself→ most of the time
090. miracles → not really
091. love at first sight → no, it is better to put it as 'attraction at first sight' But I can't come up with an absolute definition for love.
092. heaven → being a cynic, I would much rather think that the concept of heaven and reality merge together
093. santa claus → haha no. but i used to. my mom had me fooled so bad..
094. fairies → nope
095. kissing on the first date → depends on which date you were talking about
096. angels → yes
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :
097. Is there one or more people you want to be with right now? yes
098. Is Superman really better than batman? I like Batman better
099. Have you had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at the same time?lol no, it's already difficult to have a boyfriend because of my busy timetable
100. Do you believe in God? Wiccan
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| I am amazingly busy in March - April, this will be my electronic timetable:
Incomplete:
3 essays
1 cash prize submission
Nomination and construction of speech for 3 elections
Appointment with Faculties/Registrars for Program of Study
Residence
Letter on residence
Lovefest
Contest poetry
1 summer job opportunity to look at
seasonal business letters, esp. one regarding sponsorship
Done:
Business letters
parts of research
parts of lovefest
appts. for essays
Forward emails on summer programs
Now I wish that my AP family reside on my continent, or that I have an assistant...
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